Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Housework!

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home
from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He
helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired..'

Friday, May 01, 2009

I used to be that girl he's holding now

it's official people. i suck at relationship. either my boyfriend is a freak or i fucked up big time. in this case, i fucked up big time!! oh, adi? he broke up with me because i wasn't being totally honest with him from the very beginning of our relationship. see? see what i mean? haih!

so what was i supposed to do? if i tell him, he'll hate me and i'll never see him again. if i don't tell him, he'll find out and then he'll hate me and i'll never see him again. but he already did.

so yeah, shit on me.

ironic isn't it? i broke up with afiq because of adi and adi broke up with me because of afiq (not that way!). it was a slap in the face, seriously.

what goes around do comes around.